Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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