I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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