I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Yo dont text me then not text me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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