Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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