So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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