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hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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(727): View more from Florida

I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.

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(801): View more from Utah

There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

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(705): View more from Ontario

you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart

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(805): View more from California

I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.

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