babies were throwing up all over the place
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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