she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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