And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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