Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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