You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
