I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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