What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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