We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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