Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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