Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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