I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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