brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Swine flu. Run for my life!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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