More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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