Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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