Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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