on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
