I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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