everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Panties = found
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
