32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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