i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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