Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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