I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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