Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a hot homeless man
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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