Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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