Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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