Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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