If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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