So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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