Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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