why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The adults are the big ones right?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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