He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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