great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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