so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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