I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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