can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he laminated a picture of his dick.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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