I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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