Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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