What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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