what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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