How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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