i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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