i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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