Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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