one two three fourrrrnication!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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