Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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