wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
People in love make me want to vomit
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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