we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Randomize
