thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Yo dont text me then not text me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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