I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Randomize
