oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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