this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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